February 2012
“We establish no religion in this country, we command no worship, we mandate no...”
– Ronald Reagan
…actually saying something sensible that GOP candidates until the end of time will ignore. (via kevinetc)
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Welcome to America.
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
brosephstalin:
weshouldjustgotobrooklyn:
brosephstalin:
i don’t think i’ve been this excited to write a paper since my one on Prussian Military Tactics during the Franco-Prussian War
i love research papers
All I saw was Franco-Prussian War
If for some reason you don’t follow Ty, you really should
pradaempress:
Walking through the cosmetics section in department stores and recognizing the models like they’re your friends
logicallypositive:
Ron Paul only eats Lucky Charms for breakfast because they contain pots of gold so his cereal actually has tangible value, as opposed to those fiat-ass Frosted Flakes. The idiot central-planners over at Kellogs think they can just mass-produce those worthless sugar-coated corn flakes and call it a well-balanced meal!!!!
deplaisant:
“But all you are is mean
All you are is mean and a liar and pathetic and alone in life And mean, and mean, and mean, and mean”
The fact that these lyrics won a Grammy really shows you what’s wrong in the world.
