We establish no religion in this country, we command no worship, we mandate no...– Ronald Reagan …actually saying something sensible that GOP candidates until the end of time will ignore. (via kevinetc)
Welcome to America.
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
brosephstalin: weshouldjustgotobrooklyn: brosephstalin: i don’t think i’ve been this excited to write a paper since my one on Prussian Military Tactics during the Franco-Prussian War i love research papers All I saw was Franco-Prussian War If for some reason you don’t follow Ty, you really should
pradaempress: Walking through the cosmetics section in department stores and recognizing the models like they’re your friends
logicallypositive: Ron Paul only eats Lucky Charms for breakfast because they contain pots of gold so his cereal actually has tangible value, as opposed to those fiat-ass Frosted Flakes. The idiot central-planners over at Kellogs think they can just mass-produce those worthless sugar-coated corn flakes and call it a well-balanced meal!!!!
deplaisant: “But all you are is mean All you are is mean and a liar and pathetic and alone in life And mean, and mean, and mean, and mean” The fact that these lyrics won a Grammy really shows you what’s wrong in the world.